July 2012
So, the new iPad is literally called the "New...
coldplayinthetardis:
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What to expect in the next decade:
No, no, It goes New iPad, then New iPad Wii, then New iPad U, then New iPad 2, then Super iPad, then Super iPad World, then Super iPad Galaxy.
athingcalledjoe:
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
gpoy
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So there's gonna be a third Hobbit film..
Fucking. Bull. Shit. The Hobbit is 300 pages, LOTR is 1200 and they deserve the same number of films? The Hobbit didn’t fucking need 2, but I thought, ok Harry Potter got 2, a lot IS glossed over in the Hobbit so yeah, ok, but 3 is bullshit. It’s just pure greed. There is no need for there to be 3 it’s ridiculous.
Oh God, I hate when my mother says this...
me: I have a headache
family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
me: *leaves*
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cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
WHERE IS THE CLITORIS!!! WHERE IS IT!!
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Amazing Spider-man Review
“The Amazing Spider-man” is a film that, by all accounts, did not need to be made. No one was crying out for a new take on Spider-man, the franchise had not been ruined like ‘Batman’, nor become stale and formulaic like ‘Bond.’ In spite of this inconvertible truth TASM is a very satisfying and entertaining film.
Right off the bat I would like to heap as much...
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Everyone who has seen TDKR must watch this and cry... →
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taliaalghuled:
WHY DO THIS TO ME GOSH
Oh God, Hans Zimmer what you do…
But needs the “DUN DUN” of the credits starting to really feel complete.
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OMG. Alfred’s father was called Jarvis.
JARVIS.
(Though of course, Jarvis was the Avengers’ Jarvis’s surname, but still)
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roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
Doesn’t even have to be boss fights…
“This is hardly a surprise, I always knew I was better than you.”
Shut up. SHUT. UP. SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPYOUFUCKINGSMUGWANKER
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Dialogue from the 'Begins' video game
Batman: Alfred, I need a way inside the asylum.
Alfred: Might I suggest donning a pair of tights and pretending you're a bat, sir?
Batman: Cute.
Awoke after a heavy night to “I will always love you” blaring from the kitchen radio directly below my room… Why do you hate me, Father?
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So I saw this picture...
satinlashes:
and then suddenly I remembered this picture…
and then this happened…
Rebagel for Annie =P
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Google Ra’s Al Ghul:Third picture is Neeson’s Ra’s (twelfth if you want to specify Ra’s rather than Ra’s posing as Ducard)
Google Scarecrow: twenty-first picture is Murphy’s Scarecrow (third if you Google ‘Scarecrow Batman’, there have been a lot of non-batman scarecrows after all)
Google The Joker: third picture is Ledger’s Joker
Google...
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artful-aviator replied to your post: Oh God…
i love how much uzumaki legitimately disturbed you
Well, only partially. I play up how much it disturbed me for comic effect :P
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
GA-HYUK.
God, the climax was probably the Goofy Holler…
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Dear Lord...
My Mum woke me up this morning to watch the bell-ringing to welcome the Olympics. I can’t think of a worse way to start the day than being awoken by the incessant bell-ringing of several undred people…
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Unpopular Batman Opinions, anyone with me?
When asked for recommendations of good Batman comics, five names invariably spring to the lips of any Batman fan: ‘Batman: Year One’, ‘The Dark Knight Returns’, ‘The Long Halloween’, ‘The Killing Joke’ and ‘Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth’.
I have to say, however, that of those five, the only one I have any great love for...
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“My companion flushed up with pleasure at my words, and the earnest way in which I uttered them. I had already observed that he was as sensitive to flattery on the score of his art as any girl could be of her beauty.”
- Dr. John Watson on Sherlock Holmes “A Study in Scarlet”
Arthur. Arthur stawp. Das gay.
(srsly though ‘A Study in Scarlet’ is a really good...
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Batman: Earth One mini review
DC’s ‘Earth One’ series is analogous to Marvel’s Ultimate line of comics, reinterpreting their most popular characters for a new generation.
With ‘Batman: Earth One’, there are naturally a lot of parallels with ‘Batman Begins’ in the way it handles Wayne’s origins, but also enough differences to make it fresh. This Batman is hot-tempered and...
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Oh God...
Gotham City in “Batman: Earth One” has its streets in a spiral pattern… that actually explains a lot…
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Kirby is a selfish douche
Preface: This is basically a post I made on Myspace (which should give you an idea of how old it is) but I feel it deserves to be seen by a larger audience. I was mostly inspired to do so thanks to Game Grumps Kirby playthroughs.
I recently purchased the DS game “Kirby: Mouse Attack” (known as ‘Squeak Sqaud’ in the US) and was rather amused at the main plot of the game....
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I've been laughing at this gif for about 20...
maroonnightfury31:
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MATT MASSEY: Where I fit on the Privilege Scale as... →
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white-brite:
In terms of most privilege to least:
White, cis, straight, male
White, cis, gay, male
White, trans, straight, male
White, trans, gay, male
Black, cis, straight, male
Black, cis, gay, male
Black, trans, straight, male
Black, trans, gay, male
White, cis, straight female
White, cis, gay female
Black,...
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I've found Aaron Eckhart's character type!
It’s outwardly nice guy who is secretly an asshole:
In the Company of Men
Paycheck
Nurse Betty
The Black Dahlia
The Dark Knight
Towelhead
The Rum Diary
He’s also had 4 roles as a character named Nick
